Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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