One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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