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(703): View more from Virginia

Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.

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(802): View more from Vermont

he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye

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(607): View more from New York

Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it

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Are you talking about my vagina?

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(512): View more from Texas

I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.

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(212): View more from New York

Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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(416): View more from Toronto

I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.

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