something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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