I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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