I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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