do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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