Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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