You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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