how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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