Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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