Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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