did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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