i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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