return my video game
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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