i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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