32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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