All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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