Grow some girl-balls and come out already
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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