He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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