If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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