Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He better not be in your backpack
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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