Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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