U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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