Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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