dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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