I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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