I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
