Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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