He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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