Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
The struggles of a small town man whore
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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