i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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