Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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