So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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