is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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