Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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