we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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