who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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