i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you win again, gameday.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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