I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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