i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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