why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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