After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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