You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
