Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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