Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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