yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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