I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You have to summon your inner elephant
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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