I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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