if you like me you must not know who I am
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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