Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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