Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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