and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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