Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
