no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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